Sunday, April 03, 2005

To make a Keegan

3 parts Snuggle-puppy
1 part ice-cold heartless prick
1 pinch of complete asshole
a dash of too smart for own good
a smattering of too stupid to give a fuck2 parts silliness

Pour into a devilishly handsome container and strain out all common sense.

Enjoy! :)

2 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

I'll take two, please.

12:17 AM  
Blogger Katie said...

That sounds good, but I'd take out the Snuggle puppy part. The words cuddle and snuggle make me feel uncomfortable. I just can't deal with it. Other than that, you sound lovely.

Sorry you didn't get laid on your birthday, it's a crying shame. Put a picture up of yourself already, or else. And I fianlly commented on your post where you called me a lazy bitch. You better watch your language next time, fuckface.

12:16 AM  

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