No, I Didn't Get Laid
Sorry if you were betting on me, but I went out, felt tired, and went home to go to sleep. I know, I know, that's totally lame, but what the fuck, sleep is more important to me than sex. Takes less effort :p.
Speaking of sleep and sex, now that my neighbors are gone (they were arrested) I will no longer be woken up 6:00 A.M. Saturdays to the sounds of their lovemaking. The first it was funny, then it just got boring. The worst part was the fact that she was so faking it. It was fucking obvious. I mean the bed is going squeaksqueaksqueaksqueaksqueaksqueaksqueaksqueak and she's going Moan....Moan....Moan....Moan....
Dude, if I thought a girl was faking I'd literally just stop and say "You're faking it, aren't you?" Shit, if you aren't actually enjoying it, let me know, don't fucking lie to me (unless you're saying something like you love big daddies dick, I want you inside me hot stuff). I'm not saying that I'll get you off guarenteed, but I wanna try, and if I can't, then just tell me I'm so hot you'll give it up even without the pleasure. 1. It's true. 2. It'd make me feel like a studmuffin anyway.
I'm working on pictures, no garuntees, but I wanna see my hot body on the computer.
Oh hey, I've met someone.
Speaking of sleep and sex, now that my neighbors are gone (they were arrested) I will no longer be woken up 6:00 A.M. Saturdays to the sounds of their lovemaking. The first it was funny, then it just got boring. The worst part was the fact that she was so faking it. It was fucking obvious. I mean the bed is going squeaksqueaksqueaksqueaksqueaksqueaksqueaksqueak and she's going Moan....Moan....Moan....Moan....
Dude, if I thought a girl was faking I'd literally just stop and say "You're faking it, aren't you?" Shit, if you aren't actually enjoying it, let me know, don't fucking lie to me (unless you're saying something like you love big daddies dick, I want you inside me hot stuff). I'm not saying that I'll get you off guarenteed, but I wanna try, and if I can't, then just tell me I'm so hot you'll give it up even without the pleasure. 1. It's true. 2. It'd make me feel like a studmuffin anyway.
I'm working on pictures, no garuntees, but I wanna see my hot body on the computer.
Oh hey, I've met someone.
posted by DyingBurningFighting at 3:57 PM
5 Comments:
Wow, umm.. interesting post. lol.
Haha, what were they arrested for, having too much vigorous sex?
Hope your break's going good. It's awesome that you met someone, man! Now it's my turn.
The new layout is finally up, so you can stop fiening, haha. I'm actually getting sick of it already.
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haha, shit. i just posted the same comment 3 times.
BOOOO!
I read this the day you posted it, but it still cracks me up how you describe your neighbors. You slut. I wouldn't fake it with you, Keegan. No, really! I wouldn't. For real.
And just because you meet someone it doesn't mean you forget about the blog, fucker.
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