And You Thought You Were an Asshole
These are actual conversations I had with salepeople at Great Mall.
1. In Media Play
Salesgirl: "Did you find everything okay?"
Me: "No, it was hell. I've spent the last week searching your store for this. At night I slept under the dvd rack."
Salesgirl: (laughs) "Oh, I didn't see you when I came in this morning."
Me: "I was doing my best to hide, because I thought you might hurt me. You're scary."
Salesgirl: (luaghs)
2. Outside the mall
Some Dude: "Hi, would you like to find out how you can help save a starving child?"
Me: "No, I hate children. Let them die."
Some Dude: (Doesn't know what to say)
3. In mall commons
Salesdude: "Hey, would you like to see some of our new cell phones? We have a great new plan."
Me: "Hmmm. . . A cell phone would help me stay in contact with people, wouldn't it?
Saledude: "Of course."
Me: "I hate people, I do my best to avoid people at all costs, people are a pathetic virus on the Earth. Why would I want something that makes it easier for people I don't like to contact me?"
Salesdude: "Umm. . ."
After leaving the mall I pulled out my cell phone and told my Mommy how much ass I kick.
I hate Salespeople.
1. In Media Play
Salesgirl: "Did you find everything okay?"
Me: "No, it was hell. I've spent the last week searching your store for this. At night I slept under the dvd rack."
Salesgirl: (laughs) "Oh, I didn't see you when I came in this morning."
Me: "I was doing my best to hide, because I thought you might hurt me. You're scary."
Salesgirl: (luaghs)
2. Outside the mall
Some Dude: "Hi, would you like to find out how you can help save a starving child?"
Me: "No, I hate children. Let them die."
Some Dude: (Doesn't know what to say)
3. In mall commons
Salesdude: "Hey, would you like to see some of our new cell phones? We have a great new plan."
Me: "Hmmm. . . A cell phone would help me stay in contact with people, wouldn't it?
Saledude: "Of course."
Me: "I hate people, I do my best to avoid people at all costs, people are a pathetic virus on the Earth. Why would I want something that makes it easier for people I don't like to contact me?"
Salesdude: "Umm. . ."
After leaving the mall I pulled out my cell phone and told my Mommy how much ass I kick.
I hate Salespeople.
posted by DyingBurningFighting at 4:46 PM
5 Comments:
He does work at Best buy, Ariel. You better apologize!
Keegan, you do kick ass. Have my babies, not Katie's. I already have one, so I'm experienced 'n stuff.
I used to be a telemarketer for MCI! Dude, I made so much money there. And people that wouldn't hang up on me from the get go, couldn't say no after. I was the ill nana. And I never lied! So booya!
The worst is the crew at Circuit City. They have about 10 salesmen/women per 1 customer. They flock around you like buzzards circling a rotting carcass and constantly ask you if you're finding everything okay.
Katie brought up a good point. She said I could have your babie's after she does. I don't do sloppy seconds, but since it's Katie, I don't mind.
Hey DyingBurningFighting ~
Since Jenn's Blog is for team members only now and she hasn't added me yet I wanted to let you know--
I'm moving to Seaside/Monterrey and I have a truck so if anyone IS interested in throwin down-let me know-I can at LEAST provide the transportation. ;)
You see, THAT'S why Rae is the fucking bomb!
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