T-shirt Ideas 1.1
I never buy t-shirts with slogans on them. It's like buying a fucking lifestyle. So I thinking of starting a line of t-shirts. I'll call it the "Ambercrombie's My Bitch" line of shirts. Possible slogans include:
1. I could kill you with my bare hands and a breadstick!
2. (front) Fuck off Bitch! (back) Have a nice day! :)
3. (front) I'd murder you for a bagel (back) and I hate bagel's.
4. Yes, mine is bigger.
5. (front) Kiss me! (back) I'm an asshole!
6. Real Men couldn't give a fuck about what a fucking t-shirt says real men do.
For Women:
1. I Got Milk! (directly across the chest)
2. Wicked Bitch with a Chest
1. I could kill you with my bare hands and a breadstick!
2. (front) Fuck off Bitch! (back) Have a nice day! :)
3. (front) I'd murder you for a bagel (back) and I hate bagel's.
4. Yes, mine is bigger.
5. (front) Kiss me! (back) I'm an asshole!
6. Real Men couldn't give a fuck about what a fucking t-shirt says real men do.
For Women:
1. I Got Milk! (directly across the chest)
2. Wicked Bitch with a Chest
posted by DyingBurningFighting at 5:28 PM
2 Comments:
Haha! You fucking rock! I love those. Where the hell do you get this shit?!
My pet peeve are people who wear shirts that say stupid shit like "the voices in my head are talking to me". One time I saw this girl wearing a camaflaughe shirt that said "Crap it's snowing". Then I say a little boy walking with his mom wearing another camoflague shirt that said "Shh...I'm hiding." It took all the will power I could muster to refrain from ripping the shirt of both of them. Good luck in your business. I'll take two please.
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