What the Fuck?

Okay, here I am at the libraryworking on my stupid webpage, and some dude's looking at porn across the way from me. Now, I got no problem with porn, porn's cool, but we're in the fucking library and the shit's distracting me. I'm trying to work on my page and every time I look up its: TITS, ASS, LESBIANS!
I'm trying to concentrate here!
I momentarily considered standing up and loudly asking him to look at porn somewhere else cause it was distracting me. It would be fun, I like fucking with people, but I haven't because I don't want to act like some self-rightous ass.
So if my web page is even more stupid than normal, hey, I was distracted by naked women!